Last night a group of friends and I went to dinner. Right in the middle of dinner, one of my friends noticed [and promptly pointed out to the rest of us] a girl with the most ridiculous hairstyle I have ever seen. It was almost identical to Cameron Diaz's notorious "There's Something About Mary" 'do. Two of us being hairdressers made it into a game to figure out a ridiculous explaination for such a retarded style.


Here are a few of the things we came up with:

• She was just in a theatrical adaptation of There's Something About Mary and was out to dinner celebrating her acurate interpretation
• She was a sailboat Transformer and had transformed into her human alter ego and moved to the desert.
• Her hair was caught in an anti-gravity field
• She was grumpy and her hair was desperately trying to get away from her.
• Her hair was warping into a swirly ice cream cone.
• A hairspray can exploded in her face.
• She was blind.
• She was trying to make a bad impression on her blind date / get out of a date early.
• She hated herself.
• She was performing a social experiment.
• She got in a fight with her boyfriend and he said in order to pay him back for the awful things she said to him, they had to go out into public with her looking like an idiot. / She wanted to embarrass her boyfriend by making him go into public with her.
  
  The funniest thing was, she was (presumably) on a date. Who ever the boy was that was with her didn't find it necessary to let her in on the fact that she was terribly embarrassing herself. I find it really hard to believe she didn't know she looked that way, because there had to be TONS of product in her hair. I kept trying to get a picture of her with my phone, but it was too conspicuous. So instead I drew this picture on "Paint"